During work nights there are these callers who at times doesnt seem to know what their zip codes are, kinda silly if you come to think of it. How can you not know what your zip code is when your living in that area? An exception can be given probably if you’ve just moved in, some of these callers though cant give their zip codes at the top of their head. The same thing goes with area codes, when asked for their phone numbers they sometimes fail to give the area code that agents like me would be force to open up IE and perform an Area Code Search. *sigh*
23 on the 23rd … presents are very much appreciated. lol!
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
In the neighborhood there are loads of cats on the loose, some of them are thin and malnourished others who have families who took care of them are fine and healthy looking. But even with these healthy looking cat, you’ll never know cause just like dogs there are fleas found cats, thats why veterinarians would always suggest as part of taking care of these lovely felines that owners should have some sort of flea control for cats.
*sigh* All these books I found online and unfortunately they’re all in Amazon, my problem is although they ship to PI but the rate is gonna be waaaayyy to expensive. Huhuhu
***The Photoshop Anthology: 101 Web Design Tips, Tricks & Techniques by Corrie Haffly (Paperback – Aug 29, 2006)
***The CSS Anthology: 101 Essential Tips, Tricks & Hacks by Rachel Andrew (Paperback – Aug 14, 2007) – Illustrated
***The Principles of Beautiful Web Design by Jason Beaird (Paperback – Jan 31, 2007) – Illustrated
***WordPress Theme Design by Tessa Blakeley Silver (Paperback – May 30, 2008)
***The Zen of CSS Design: Visual Enlightenment for the Web (Voices That Matter) (Paperback)
***How To Be a Graphic Designer Without Losing Your Soul (Paperback) by Adrian Shaughnessy (Author), Stefan Sagmeister (Foreword)
~~~ Anyone kind enough to donate some if not all of these books to me are highly appreciated…lol!!! ~~~
23 on the 23rd … presents are very much appreciated. lol!
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